My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after clowns because you'll only end up with a combustable lemon in your head." I never quite understood his advice until one explosions day, I was gardening with my best friend Angel. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was happy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Angel saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
